What's the best way to break up with a guy?

I've been dating this guy for 2 weeks already, not that long, but he seems like he really likes me, but honestly, i like my ex boyfriend more, i don't know what to say to my current boyfriend. %26amp; how to do it. i really need your help. please.What's the best way to break up with a guy?
okay im good at these sort of things. Basically what id do if i had a vag and was in your situation, is firstly text him saying ';want to meet up babe?'; then meet him in a park, not like one of them parks with all the swings and slides cos then there will be loads of little kids with their 2 front teeth knocked out annoying you. Just go to a nice quiet park or maybe even a common, who knows? its up to you hun. Then just say ';that tree looks nice doesn't it?'; then when he walks over to it, run away, run fast, as fast as you can and if he catches up with you just use pepper spray, rape alarm, your voice, heels if you choose to wear some, just basically anything to get him away from you so you can make your getaway, now make sure you choose a good getaway destination as many times that is a big problem. something like a nice warehouse is often good because people wont be looking for you there. Then after about a week people will most likely to have forgotten about you so just walk back to your house and say ';yo what's up mum and dad? okay i love you and all that but i think its time. Basically what i have decided to do is move in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'; Then go out side and whistle for a cab, when it comes near check that the license plate says fresh and there are some dice in the mirror. now some people might just tell you that that cab is rare but nah forget it just go home to Bel-Air. when you pull up to the house most likely about 7 or possibly 8 yell to the cab go home smell you later or something. Then make sure you look up at your kingdom as you are finally there and sit on your throne if you Aunty and uncle have one. Then maybe a bit later in your life you can become a sociologist. Then lastly phone the wasteman up and say ';lol i pwned you n00b';





Hope I helpedWhat's the best way to break up with a guy?
lol it's been 2 weeks. tell him that you just aren't feeling it.
2 weeks....sheesh, i'd phone him